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Post by steppedonwolf on Mar 16, 2011 18:47:26 GMT
How does Batman's mum call him in for his dinner?
She doesn't. His parents' savage and untimely death as a child is what ultimately leads him to become the Dark Knight.
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Post by steppedonwolf on Mar 24, 2011 16:03:15 GMT
In honour of Harry Houdini's 137th birthday, I'm going to tell a joke.
Well, I was. But the punchline's escaped me...
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Post by ian on Mar 24, 2011 19:44:54 GMT
Whilst outside a night club I overheard a bouncer saying that he would fight anybody for £200.
I said, "I'll give you a run for your money mate".
He said, "Come on then!"
I said, "Okay fatty, first one to the tree wins".
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Post by ian on Apr 18, 2011 16:57:21 GMT
Most people get what's coming to them.
Unless it was sent by Royal Mail.
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Post by steppedonwolf on Apr 19, 2011 8:46:49 GMT
Doctor: Well, I haven't seen you for a while. Patient. Yeah, I know. I've been ill.
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Post by steppedonwolf on Apr 19, 2011 8:47:49 GMT
I don't believe that smoking makes you ill.
After all, I've never come across a kipper that hasn't come out cured.
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Post by ian on May 16, 2011 10:26:34 GMT
I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!'
I thought, "That's just spam."
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Post by williemeikle on May 30, 2011 22:57:23 GMT
Lost my job at the garden centre. Wasn't my fault though. My boss brought a customer over to me and said "He wants decking"...
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Post by ian on May 31, 2011 6:36:00 GMT
Just got the results of my MRI scan back and I've been diagnosed with Brian.
It's a brain disorder.
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Post by steppedonwolf on May 31, 2011 8:15:32 GMT
My girlfriend has reported me to the police for stalking her.
Well, she's not my girlfriend. Not yet...
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