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Post by peterjackal on Nov 23, 2011 19:55:44 GMT
Hi,
My name's Peter. Well, actually that's not my real name. It's my pen name.
On the web I'm called Peter Jackal. That's where you'll find me on Amazon & Twitter.
I disguise my true identity because the things that I write about: my ghastly visions of heaven and hell, supernatural rape, pan dimesional sex and cold blooded murder, are the kinds of things that would make my neighbours uneasy.
Let's face it, I think it's unlikely that Mike & Suzy would ask me to feed their cat again the next time they go on holiday if they knew about my books. Just in case I eat her, drink my tea in small sips out of her skull, or use her warm skin in some kind of appalling voodoo ritual.
Anyway, I'm guessing that the people on here are a little less sheltered, and the thought of exploring the dark secrets of the unnatural and the insane won't send you diving for safety behind your massive pile of cheesy lifestyle magazines.
But I could be wrong.
I love cats by the way, and, as a matter of principle, do not eat them. The reason I don't own one is because my dog, as a matter of principle, does. Or would if he could catch them anyway. He's a bit old.
Peter x
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Post by dracenstein on Nov 23, 2011 20:10:18 GMT
Hi and welcome!
Sounds like you will fit in here perfectly.
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