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Post by steppedonwolf on Jun 29, 2010 22:00:07 GMT
"I'm not really a heavy smoker anymore. I only get through two lighters a day."
- Bill Hicks
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jun 29, 2010 23:49:26 GMT
"One of the reasons I have to sleep a lot is that when I'm asleep I'm not smoking."
- Marianne Faithful
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jun 30, 2010 22:07:11 GMT
"The stiffening of your penis is of no consequence!"
- Emma Thompson, Angels in America
Well, we've all been there...
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jul 5, 2010 22:43:19 GMT
"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"
Sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket
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Post by williemeikle on Jul 5, 2010 23:05:27 GMT
"Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you. " Brendan Frye - Brick
"I bet you, if you got every rat in town together and said "Show your hands" if any of them've actually seen The Pin, you'd get a crowd of full pockets." The Brain - Brick
"The ape blows or I clam." Brendan Frye - Brick
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Post by williemeikle on Jul 6, 2010 11:35:23 GMT
"Pardon me, boy. Is this the Transylvania station?" - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jul 6, 2010 17:00:13 GMT
Ken: "We shall strike a balance between culture and fun."
Ray: "Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favour of culture, like a big fat f*cking retarded f*cking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf."
Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrel discuss the joys of Belgian holidays In Bruges.
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Post by williemeikle on Jul 15, 2010 18:32:33 GMT
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t f*ck them.-- John Waters
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jul 15, 2010 18:39:28 GMT
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t f*ck them.-- John Waters Damn right! Especially if they have THIS on the wall where a bookcase should be: (Unless, of course, they mean the Berkshire town of Reading sucks ass...then let 'em off.)
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Post by ladykorn on Sept 7, 2010 18:12:18 GMT
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so
Hamlet
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Post by steppedonwolf on Dec 9, 2010 12:53:45 GMT
"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early, and while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven."
- W.C. Fields
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Post by steppedonwolf on Mar 28, 2011 15:44:20 GMT
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four, unless there are three other people."
- Orson Welles
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Post by ian on Oct 28, 2011 9:13:24 GMT
"Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you?"
"She said, that every living creature on earth dies alone."
Donnie Darko.
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