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Post by ian on Jun 23, 2009 22:34:52 GMT
I built up a 1:76 Airfix Panzer IV today!
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Post by darrelljoyce on Jun 24, 2009 22:49:30 GMT
Just thought of another one: In September 2005, I almost killled one of Guy N Smith's springer spaniels. Now, how did you manage that? And is it as rock'n'roll as me almost murdering up Professor Stephen Hawking? LOL! Thanks very much, but no, it wasn't rock n' roll (errr, or it may be, depending on your definition). Here's what happened.... I went to the 2005 GNS Convo, after going out the previous night to celebrate a close friend's birthday - an event at which we all got seriously drunk. My friend and I had to stop on the way to the Convo to go over to the roadside and vomit. We were still hung over when we got there. Guy and his wife Jean always lay on a good spread of food and drink, as anyone who has been to the Conventions can testify. I needed food, and very quickly got stuck in to the chicken legs so invitingly laid out on their dining room table. When finished, I didn't know where to put the bones, so I put them at the bottom of the food trolley in the dining room. The dog promptly got hold of one of them, and the next thing I knew, Guy was grappling manfully with said dog, demanding that she release the bone she was trying to chew. He managed to persuade her to release it, but it was a close call.
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Post by darrelljoyce on Jun 24, 2009 22:50:48 GMT
I punched out a once famous kids TV presenter Now that rocks! Who was it? Please say it was Timmy Mallet... Amen to that!
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Post by darrelljoyce on Jun 24, 2009 22:52:49 GMT
i auditioned for an orgy scene with johnny depp but missed out because i have too many tattoos. FAIL! Lol. I remember you telling that story elsewhere, Rakie, and it's still just as entertaining.
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Post by darrelljoyce on Jun 24, 2009 23:01:23 GMT
Just thought of another one: In September 2005, I almost killled one of Guy N Smith's springer spaniels. Now, how did you manage that? And is it as rock'n'roll as me almost murdering up Professor Stephen Hawking? D*mn, I managed to miss the salient point in your post! How on earth did you manage to 'almost murder' Professor Hawking? Do tell!
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Post by darrelljoyce on Jun 24, 2009 23:04:38 GMT
Note to admin - does my GNS story (and other posts) get me some karma? Or have I already got some?
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Post by ian on Jun 25, 2009 6:14:33 GMT
I've just given Darrell a karma for being such a cheeky bitch. And for being such a post whore last night! YAY! for post whores!
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jun 27, 2009 20:35:58 GMT
Now, how did you manage that? And is it as rock'n'roll as me almost murdering up Professor Stephen Hawking? D*mn, I managed to miss the salient point in your post! How on earth did you manage to 'almost murder' Professor Hawking? Do tell! Hi Darrell Back in my white van man days, delivering office supplies around Cambridge. About 2000-2001, I think this was. He came tearing out of Millers Yard onto Mill Lane to get to the Dept of Applied Maths and Physics. Didn't stop, didn't look to see what was coming. I slammed the anchors on and missed him by inches. That's a fast chair of his, I'll give him that...but he was bloody lucky.
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Post by ian on Jun 28, 2009 18:53:17 GMT
I can't remember what rum tastes like.
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Post by williemeikle on Jun 28, 2009 19:11:34 GMT
I can't remember what rum tastes like. Unfortunately, I can. Last time I drank Bacardi it was 1975. I was 17 and got through the best part of a bottle before keeling over, throwing up on my Dad when my mates poured me into the house, and waking up stuck to the bed at both head and arse ends. Messy.
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Post by ian on Jul 3, 2009 10:20:36 GMT
I'm going through a 'Everything I write sounds bollocks' phase.
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jul 3, 2009 21:14:49 GMT
I'm going through a 'Everything I write sounds bollocks' phase. It's something we all suffer with from time to time. And it can be hard to get out of, like a downward spiral where you feel dejected even before you open up a Word document. What helps me through it is writing something completely unrelated to what I'm currently working on, just for fun and my own amusement. The change of focus - and of course, the lack of self-inflicted pressure - really can help, and fire you up for your current project.
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Post by ian on Jul 3, 2009 21:27:16 GMT
Thanks for that Ade.
It's odd though, I feel pretty good about what I've written today. Hardly any thick black lines through whole paragraphs and no crumpled up notepad paper. I may even finish this pissing chapter tomorrow.
f*ck me, I spelt tomorrow right. Yay!
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Post by ian on Jul 3, 2009 21:30:05 GMT
Ada gets a karma for cheering me up. How you doing on the last few chapters I sent you?
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jul 4, 2009 0:09:09 GMT
I can't remember what rum tastes like. I can. The parents are both asleep, so I've sneaked into their drinks cabinet. Good God, it's like I'm five years old all over again!
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