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Post by dizzy on Jun 21, 2009 0:44:54 GMT
I'm mostly a happy person. My name is Steve Harris
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Post by dizzy on Jun 21, 2009 0:45:57 GMT
I broke the rules and I just don't care!
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Post by patrickmcwhorter on Jun 21, 2009 1:01:28 GMT
The back of my neck hurts. Mine too... bad desk posture dies hard, eh?
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jun 21, 2009 1:09:07 GMT
Just thought of another one: In September 2005, I almost killled one of Guy N Smith's springer spaniels. Now, how did you manage that? And is it as rock'n'roll as me almost murdering up Professor Stephen Hawking?
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Post by Jim on Jun 21, 2009 7:20:24 GMT
I punched out a once famous kids TV presenter
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jun 21, 2009 8:20:32 GMT
I punched out a once famous kids TV presenter Now that rocks! Who was it? Please say it was Timmy Mallet...
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Post by ian on Jun 21, 2009 8:32:45 GMT
Oh God yes! That fool got right on my tits as a kid.
Er....
I like beer and sandwiches but not in the same glass.
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Post by Jim on Jun 21, 2009 9:28:30 GMT
John leslie, he compared a Blind Date night at uni. He spent half the nght trying it on with a friend of mine, wouldn't take no for an answer, started coming the big man with me, gave him three warnings to back off, she wasn't interested noticed he was getting ready to punch me, I gave him my best uppercut and hook combo, went down like a sack of potatoes.
surprisingly no one saw me punch him, the perks of being in charge of the security staff in my own union.
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jun 21, 2009 9:40:12 GMT
Well done, sir. The man's a c*nt.
Have a karma.
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Post by rakie on Jun 22, 2009 13:17:38 GMT
i auditioned for an orgy scene with johnny depp but missed out because i have too many tattoos.
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Post by Jim on Jun 22, 2009 16:43:58 GMT
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Post by ian on Jun 22, 2009 17:24:43 GMT
I cut my nails today.
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Post by garryc on Jun 23, 2009 7:08:19 GMT
I have a recurring problem with in growing hairs on my inner thigh.
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Post by Jim on Jun 23, 2009 7:37:39 GMT
the hairs on my fused arm are growing at an alarming rate
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Post by steppedonwolf on Jun 23, 2009 22:22:34 GMT
My gran was in the same class as Shirley Bassey at school.
Yes, Ms Bassey came from Cardiff. In the district known as Splott.
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