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Post by steppedonwolf on Apr 20, 2011 8:57:35 GMT
Speaking via Skype, sausage roll leader, Tom Logan, said: "Mankind gave us life, yet we lay dormant for years, watching, listening, waiting. "Our species could have lived in peace, but for ghastly, inexplicable reasons you chose to consume us in our millions. Now it is too late." He added: "We are not alone. The Yum Yums are also vengeful. "And even we are scared of the Yum Yums." www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/greggs-sausage-rolls-rebel-against-humanity-201104203739/
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